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People in Philadelphia looted a furniture store and took everything except a Dallas Cowboys recliner
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Governor Abbott Announces Phase III To Open Texas
Governor Abbott Announces Phase III To Open Texas June 3, 2020 | Austin, Texas | Press Release Governor Greg Abbott today announced the third phase of the State of Texas’ plan to safely open the economy while containing the spread of COVID-19. Under Phase III,...
A guy in Oklahoma whose real name is Ben Dover got a suspended sentence for drug possession.
A guy in Oklahoma whose real name is Ben Dover got a suspended sentence for drug possession. (Full Story)
Governor Abbott’s Press Conference on New Openings and Restrictions in the State of Texas
For the full list of openings and restrictions visit https://gov.texas.gov/organization/opentexas
Cops Catch Someone Who Wore a Watermelon on Their Head to Rob a Convenience Store
Two people robbed a Sheetz convenience store in Louisa, Virginia earlier this month, and they covered their faces with . . . hollowed-out WATERMELONS. Seriously. You can see from the still shots of the surveillance video they've both got part of a large watermelon...
A Serious, Scientific Test Will Tell You Which Fictional Character Has Your Personality
The website OpenPsychometrics.org has a 28-question personality test that tells you which fictional character you most resemble. And unlike those lame BuzzFeed quizzes, it's somewhat science. A website called OpenPsychometrics.org had people rank the personality...
A Guy Gets High, Strips Down, Steals His Mom’s Car, and Gets in a Police Chase . . . on Mother’s Day
A 37-year-old guy named Thomas Bouchard in Skowhegan, Maine did the following things on Mother's Day, none of which I'd imagine his mom was on board with . . . 1. He did a bunch of drugs. 2. He stripped naked. 3. He stole his mom's car. 4. He...
“Drug Free” Man Arrested for Drug Free Possession
A guy in Montana was arrested for marijuana possession last week . . . and he was wearing a t-shirt that said, quote, "Drug free . . . just ran out yesterday." (Source: The Smoking Gun)
The Cops Handcuffed a Woman in a Stormtrooper Costume Holding a Toy Gun for a “Star Wars” Day Event
As you saw from 90% of the posts on social media on Monday, it was "Star Wars" Day . . . "May the 4th be with you" and all that. Well . . . it sure backfired HARD for a pop culture theme restaurant called Coco Vanilla Galactic Cantina in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada....
George Strait reads “Never Ask a Dinosaur to Dinner” by Gareth Edwards.
Nicolas Cage Will Play Joe Exotic in a Scripted TV Series
Nicolas Cage Will Play Joe Exotic in a Scripted TV Series It's hard to argue that this WASN'T meant to be: NICOLAS CAGE will play JOE EXOTIC in an eight-episode scripted TV series. Technically, it's not based on "Tiger King", but on an...
Harris County Judge Has Created a Website to Report Social Distancing Violations
https://twitter.com/HarrisCoJudge/status/1256955387066101760
Is this the end of All-You-Can-Eat Buffets?
It's possible that the pandemic could mean an end of all-you-can-eat buffets . . . maybe forever. The latest federal health regulations are recommending the end of, quote, "salad bars [and] buffets . . . that require customers to use common utensils." (Source:...
Walker County Rescinds Curfew and Stay at Home Order
Tim McGraw Wants Your Mom for His Next Video
TIM MCGRAW wants YOUR MOM in his next video. There's a post on Tim's website saying he's looking for clips of moms to use in a compilation video. The clips can be old videos, new videos, video calls, or even . . . if your mom has passed . . . a video of you...
Class of 2020
Kstar Country would like to recognize the Class of 2020! Call The Funny Farm at 8:10am to give a special shout-out to a Senior in your life 936-588-5878
Disney+ censored Daryl Hannah’s nude butt and it’s hilarious
Disney+ didn't want butts on their platform so they edited Splash with digital fur technology pic.twitter.com/df8XE0G9om — Allison Pregler ? (@AllisonPregler) April 13, 2020
Send Your Pictures to Reckless Kelly for Their New Music Video
A Letter from Reckless Kelly: Dear fans, friends, and family, If you are using this time at home to go through old scrapbooks and family photos, we need your help! Our new record American Girls will be released May 22 and we want to use photos of you and the strong...
Governor Abbott Announces Temporary Closure Of State Parks And Historic Sites
Governor Abbott Announces Temporary Closure Of State Parks And Historic Sites April 7, 2020 | Austin, Texas | Press Release Governor Greg Abbott has directed the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department (TPWD) and the Texas Historical Commission (THC) to close all state...
Governor Abbott Announces Federal Stimulus Package To Help Texans Affected By COVID-19
Governor Abbott Announces Federal Stimulus Package To Help Texans Affected By COVID-19 April 1, 2020 | Austin, Texas | Press Release Governor Greg Abbott today issued a statement regarding the recently passed $2 trillion federal stimulus package intended to relieve...
Ray Benson says he’s been diagnosed with the Coronavirus
CMA Fest will not take place in 2020
Kenny Chesney Postpones Houston Chillaxification Tour
KENNY CHESNEY POSTPONES INITIAL CHILLAXIFICATION DATES HOPING FOR EVERYTHING THROUGH MAY 28 TO BE RESCHEDULED “In times of uncertainty, I won’t take chances with those I love.” NASHVILLE, Tenn. – These are uncertain times, and Kenny Chesney feels the unrest. With his...
First Case of Coronavirus presumptively confirmed in Montgomery County……
Montgomery County Public Health District, in conjunction with the Montgomery County Office of Emergency Management, can confirm the county’s first presumptive positive case of novel coronavirus (COVID-19) in a patient being treated at a local hospital. The positive...
Mayo Slices Are Now a Thing That Exists
Two years ago, SLICED KETCHUP came out and went viral . . . even though it seemed pretty unnatural. Well, this is even less natural. A company in Japan is taking preorders for MAYO SLICES. You can buy a package of four slices of mayo that look just like slices of...